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what a fucking loser

-me, to me, about me (via protective)

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

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qaming:

me in science

image

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tomford:

FLAWLESS.
BEYONCE IN A TOM FORD MOSAIC BODYSUIT AT THE MTV VMAs.

tomford:

FLAWLESS.

BEYONCE IN A TOM FORD MOSAIC BODYSUIT AT THE MTV VMAs.

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